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Here are the answers to the questions you're afraid to ask because you don't want to look like a dumbass.
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Yeah, nah, she’ll be right, mate. (That’s Australian for ‘Not a problem at all, my friend!’)
From the USA to Colombia, New Zealand to the South Pacific, my clients are based all around the globe - and I froth hard over it. I'm like the UN for copywriting, but way more effective and swear-y.
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Sorry, mate, but that just ain’t my brand of whiskey, if you get what I mean.
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Oof. Sorry, mate, but just like you’ve gotta buy someone dinner before jumping into bed with them, there’s a lead-in period before we kick things off.
Also: Not to brag or anything, but I'm usually booked out at least 2-3 months in advance.
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I’m proud to say that I’m a one-woman show (*jazz hands*), so you’ll be working exclusively with yours truly.
In saying that, I’m lucky enough to have a crew of extraordinary humans who make all this (*gestures around*) look and work as good as it does. You can meet them all here.
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For my top tier packages? You bet. Ask me about them when we chat. (The codeword is 'pineapples' 🍍 )
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You betcha’. You’ll be given pre-work to do (a fair chunk, actually), and you’ll have to be prepared to put time aside each week to review your drafts, give feedback, and participate in the whole process.
If this isn’t your jam, I (respectfully) recommend hitting up some cheap fucker on Fiverr to do the job on your behalf.
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Absolutely! Just pick your book + booze and hit me up.
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Not to sound like a dick or anything, but I’ve been writing since before Gen-Z was even thought of. (Literally.)
But, if expensive pieces of paper float your boat, I have a Bachelor of Education gathering dust, and I spent almost a decade teaching writing.
I also have a background as a freelance travel writer and became a published writer at age 11. (Just ask my mum; she's still pretty proud of it.)
My hobbies include reading, drinking, and telling it like it is to make social media just that *lil* bit more awkward • Follow along @wildspark.co
