Ahhh, shit.  Looks like you’ve stumbled upon the elusive Error 404 page.

Otherwise known as the place you end up when it turns out that I fucked up something on my website. Oof. Now we’ve gotta do this awkward thing where I apologise profusely for said fuck up, and you pretend that it’s *not* a huge inconvenience for you - which, let’s be honest, it is - and if you happen to be reading this at 4 pm on a Friday (*checks watch*), then we both know the odds of that are waaaay higher. Now, usually, these pesky error pages would send you back home, but after the past few years of being stuck inside, I’m not about to send you there. No way, nuh-uh. I could tell you to go listen to my podcast, but that would feel like blatant self-promotion (and a bit wanky). I guess I could ask you to follow me on socials, but that might come off as a bit clingy. Hmmm. If you’re a sucker for a good beer commercial, you could definitely spend the next 12:25 minutes watching this video montage of the best beer ads from the past 20 years. Or, you could just tell me to STFU and go about your day (*shrug*).

Look, let’s just agree that I’m clearly better at writing for your brand than mine and call it a day, okay?