Wild Spark Copy | Copywriting, editing, web + packaging copy services. Brisbane, Australia.
 
 

Ready to give boring copy the middle finger?

Let's talk tacos, amigo.


Name *
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What shall I call you, Oh Awesome Seeker of Rad As F*ck Words?
Please, no porn sites. We like to keep sh*t classy around here.
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On a scale of 1 to white girl wasted, just how sassy do you think you are?
What are you here for, amigo? *
Please just pick 1-2 options. I know y'all want everything I got but try and streamline that shit, 'kay?
What's your budget for your project? *
Just to put shit into perspective for you: One webpage of copy starts at $849. A Brand Comms Guide will set you back around $1,500. And a standard website with five pages and a Brand Comms Guide starts at $4,500.
Do you have a deadline? *
I'm usually booked out at least 6-8 weeks in advance. Because POPULAR. So if you want something done in the next month, you're shit outta' luck, amigo. Sorry.
Do you promise to check your spam/junk folders for my reply? *
I reply to all inquiries within 72 hours. Don't bitch to me if you don't check your spam folders and then think I'm an asshole for not responding.
Just one more: Do you like wine? *

 
 
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If you want to talk about anything else: travelling, scuba diving, where to find the best salty frozen margaritas, how to cope when you set your face on fire while backpacking in Vienna - a subject I happen to be an expert on - feel free to hit up my inbox directly at shanny(at)wildsparkcopy(dot)com.

FYI: I spend most of my time working on client projects, not hanging out in my inbox.

I will respond to your email within 48 hours (pinky swear). If you haven't received a response from me by then, please check your junk mail folder in case that little f*cker has gone rogue on my ass.

Got a Q but don’t know what to do? Swing by my WTFAQs, just in case the magic answer is already waiting for you.

I also love hanging out on the usual socials and you can find me spending most of my time over on the 'Gram. I can be found at @wildsparkcopy or if you want to see the personal side of the brand, follow me at @shannymatterson. WARNING: May contain adorable baby spam.

Oh, and if you’re just creepin’ for a pricelist? GOTCHA! Sorry dude, but just like hard drugs or soft porn, we don’t throw that stuff around all willy-nilly. Check out the WTFAQs for the hidden answer to your quote-y dilemma.

 

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